Although the Time Storms were scary and highly disruptive, Cushions Smethwyke was more concerned with the creature that she had designated Nature Beast running about the place with his willy out. She also fancied a famous bounty hunter by the name of Hunting Provost; so it seemed a logical course of action to call him up and invite him to hunt down the strange greeny-orange earplug.
So a short while later…
…the famous bounty hunter arrived via the control suite elevator.
Naturally, since she fancied him something rotten, Cushions had failed to mention Hunting’s imminent arrival to any of the other curators, and so had the ‘hunk’ all to herself.
All too soon it was down to business. and she invited him to hop aboard the Omnipresent Scanner…
…to show Hunting Provost what he was up against.
Unfortunately she was so excited by the closeness of his virile body that she lost control of the scanner. As a result Hunting saw Widderspoon Flange leading some new recruits through an induction course.
“Scary.” He said. “Those eyes are sheer evil.”
Then she hit the correct button…
“Fuck me that’s horrible.” He yelled. “Let me at it!”
So shortly Cushions and Hunting vacated the control suite, and joined the throng that travelled the main thoroughfare.
He showed her his special mag-lift motorcycle upon which he did much of his hunting.
“Maybe I’ll take you for a ride when I’ve done.” He said suggestively.
“I can’t wait.” She replied breathlessly.
Then he was gone – about his task – like the big show-off that he was…
…scattering museum staff and amusing a rubber bung.
“Oh my God.” Cushions whispered to herself. “Look at him go. I wish he’d ride me like that!”
And even when he’d disappeared from Cushion’s view he couldn’t help but show off his prowess aboard a mag-lift bike…
But it wasn’t all play and no work. Indeed he quickly set about interviewing those who had witnessed Nature Beast personally and up-close.
“I thought he looked quite sweet.” The Transvestite informed Hunting Provost.
“I nearly soiled my underwear.” Gray-Vee confessed.
“I went so boss-eyed,” the Cyclops android told him, “that they combined and now I look like this.”
“Thank you, babes.” He said to all three girls. “I think I have all the information I need. Now it’s just a matter of time before I snare my quarry.”
A short while later the same Cyclops android met with her ‘girlfriend’.
“I wonder where we can take our relationship.”The Cyclops zombie said.
The Cyclops android was uncertain how to respond. Looking down from the old battlements upon the cemetery…
…she wondered if it wasn’t something of an omen.
“I think we need some advice.” She said. “And I think I know who to get it from.”
Who could that possibly be? Find out by returning for more episodes soon.
© Tooty Nolan